Thursday night haiku.

Couch. Sofa, so soft.
I should exercise more, yes?
No. Couch! Couch, couch, couch.

Yeah, I don’t know either. Here’s another pet picture. This one is Miniature Schnauzer, Confused.

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Yes, he’s on the cat perch. This dog ain’t right.

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Saturday night haiku.

I must eat better
Scarf cheese fries sitting on floor
I lower my carbs.

Ha! Get it? “Sitting on floor,” “lower”? Ha!

Okay, you’re right, it sucked. I’m sorry. To earn your forgiveness, I offer another cat picture. This one is Phoebe, Instagrammed Pretentious Hipster Cat.

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