“What? Just chatting with the ladies. And don’t you all look fine today.”
Iggy, you’re fixed.
“What does that mean?”
Well… how do I put this —
“No matter. We can discuss it later. So, ladies, you know what they say about dogs with big ears–”
Oh, Christ. DOWN, boy.
Aww, I love you too, Iggy!
“And I love Brian a lot.”
Well, Brian loves you a lot too.
“Did you meet the new next-door neighbors yet?”
“I love them a lot.”
“And the guy that delivered the pizza on Friday night. I love him a lot.”
Yes, Iggy, I get it —
“And the UPS guy that stops here sometimes, I love him a lot, and there was this kid outside before, I saw him through the window, I love him a lot, and that woman that time at the dog park who filled the water bowl, I love her a lot, and there’s this other guy I heard of once…”
I feel special now.